One day, Trisha was outside going for a walk. She really hated to walk, in fact, she downright despised it. This was because…….

she was tired of the nasty old men who would pervertedly let out cacophonous wolf whistles as she would hike down the road. Trisha hated feeling like a sex object, despite her night job as a lap dancer at the local T&A bar.

Working at the T&A Bar, Trisha makes AWESOME Money from the men AND women that wont ever go home. One day Trisha got fed up with the bar and headed to a nudist beach

Being utterly disgusted by the fat men at the beach, Trisha decided to start a campaign to exile any overweight men, so the beach would no longer be an eyesore. This quest however, ticked off all the wives who thought their hubbys were fat yet fabulous.So she decided that this was not the place for her. She headed back to her hometown, and on the way she saw a house that was completely decked out in Halloween decor. “It’s only July, for crying out loud!” she thought. This person needs to be taught a lesson. So Trisha decided to….Toliet Paper the guys house to add decorations!! Then the next night, she forked his yard! (She really loves watching his reactions in the morning!!)
He isn’t quite sure what to do with the forks. Well he knows is it’s going to be such a pain to mow the lawn.Trisha is so happy with herself for playing these little pranks that she brags to all her friends about it. She even puts it on her website!

This man/neighbor finds out and comes running over to her house and passes chris in the garage killing black widows. He asks Chris about the angels and the other christmas decor and Chris starts to panic. Not knowing what to say Chris runs inside and grabs Trisha. Trisha says to the man………….

I really didn’t want to be a snitch but I do know who is responsible for it. It was Kim’s crazy neighbor, she thinks the world is ending and the only way to save it is………..

THis has been one heck of a week and it’s
only Tuesday…wait scratch that it’s
Wednesday. Told you it’s been a heck of a
week so far.

Sunday we went to Lowes twice
yes twice. We’ve been remodeling. It’s
looking so great and I can’t wait for it to be
finished. Monday Hubs took the day off so
we could spend some time together…it was
our 13th anniversary on Tuesday. We did
some work around the house. Remember the
remodeling. We also took his truck and
dropped it off at the shop to have some
things fixed. Poor Truck hasn’t sounded very
happy lately. It’s been moaning and
groaning. Putting a bunch of tile in the back
seemed to make it even madder. They are
fixing some U-joints and other things I have
no clue about.

Hubs took me out to dinner
Monday night. The only down side to dinner
was the people sitting in the booth behind
us. The guy kept moaning…I’m not sure
what his deal was. Either the food was
orgasmic or he had really bad heartburn. It
was rather annoying.

Oh and I forgot before
we left for dinner I started the dryer and
walked off. I smelt smoke like plastic was
burning and then the smoke detector went
off. I run into the laundry room where the
smoke is coming from. MY DRYER CAUGHT ON
FIRE!!! The plug in the back just caught fire.
I’m just glad we were here. Sometimes I
start the dryer and leave or start it when
we go to bed. I won’t be doing that anymore.
So before we went out to eat we stopped at
LOWEs again. The 3rd time in 2 days and
bought a new one. That was fun because the
truck was in the shop and we had to fit the
thing in my car. Hubs said that should have
been a commercial for the car. “We’re not
sure what you’re going to do with your
car…but we do know a dryer will fit in the
back.

It’s everywhere…When I turn on the TV I hear about it. When I turn on the radio I hear it there also. It’s all over the papers and magazines. It’s all over the web….but I never thought it would reach my children. No they are just to young. It would never reach them. Ahhhh…..but it has.

This morning Miss Priss told me that Mary and Beary are running for PRESIDENT! (her stuffed animals) That is the game they are playing today. WOW!

I do…this takes practice, patience and endurance.
When waking the grizzly bear make sure you speak in a pleasant tone so you don’t startle it. Once it opens it’s eyes keep coaxing it to get up. Sometimes it’s takes a few tries to accomplish this part.
Once the Grizzly is up make sure you have everything ready to go. He/She will be a little grumpy but you can get the job done.
Now my grizzly is picky about what it wears so it takes a LOT of effort to get it to wear what you feel is best. Just this morning Grizzly did not want to wear pants he wanted to wear shorts. My Grizzly isn’t very fuzzy and when it’s cold he need extra coverage so pants are a must on cold days. I finally got the job done and he was all ready.
Another tip is to keep the other cubs away because they can start fighting early in the morning.

I got up this morning and went out on the porch and I can’t find Max. Then I hear him whining. I open the door on the porch it’s enclosed thinking that he got locked out after the kids got on the bus this morning. He’s not out there but I can still here him. So I go to the side of the house and check if he got out and is waiting at the gate for someone to let him back in.

Nope.

I listen again and it occurs to me that the noise is coming from on top of the house. The back of our house is half-way underground and Max had climbed up on top of the house. He couldn’t get down because of the slant of the roof and the frost on the roof still. So I check on the kids and make sure they are OK and decide to climb up and try and get him down. Once I got part way up I decided that wasn’t a very good idea since I’m the only one home and if I get stuck or fall off the roof. I would be in trouble. Plus I’m scared of heights. So I get the ladder out and put it up against the side of the house and try to get him. Well Max has gotten so big that didn’t work either. Poor baby was stuck up there until the sun came up and melted the frost on the roof. Which wasn’t very long thankfully. Once he got down I shut off his access to the roof. So I won’t be doing that again.